Gentle Murmurs

Excerpts from the story of my life

May 23, 2013 10:36 pm
prguitarman:

dasboo:

In all honesty, I just felt like doodling a cat with a monocle.

Why aren’t more people following you? Why?? Your stuff is so good.

prguitarman:

dasboo:

In all honesty, I just felt like doodling a cat with a monocle.

Why aren’t more people following you? Why?? Your stuff is so good.

10:35 pm 10:34 pm 10:34 pm

projectunbreakable:

Submissions from St. Olaf College in Minnesota, sent to projectunbreakablesubmissions@gmail.com.

(via themostdappergentleman)

5:48 pm 5:44 pm
8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

(Source: dyinglolita, via meowremix)

8:35 am
"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

(via oddpicturesoddpeople)

(via cj-sewers)

8:35 am 8:30 am

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

(Source: weeaboo-chan, via shouxnao)

8:29 am

(Source: jewist, via bestlols)

8:27 am

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8:26 am

emptyformsemptyform:

bobby fucking hill

this is why the monks thought he was a reincarnation of a buddha

(Source: random-tv, via onlylolgifs)

8:26 am

porcelain-horse-horselain:

princess-bubblescum:

thegoddamazon:

dragonsplash:

blaze-ferrari:

Evolution Simplified

This photoset should be required reading for every citizen.

FINALLY

I had to explain this in philosophy yesterday. to fellow adults.

It is so shocking when grown adults (from some super sheltered midwestern suburb usually) are like “uhmmm monkeys and humans barely even look alike, and like… evolution? i mean, we aren’t pokemon, duh!”

I just don’t even know how to respond to such fuckery.

This post is a good resource, but I honestly think people like that usually don’t WANT to learn. They turn away and go “NO CUZ THE EARTH IS ONLY 6000 YEARS OLD!!!”

(via shouxnao)

8:23 am
thelifeoffitandhealthy:

WHAT THE HELL JUST LOOK HOW AMAZING THIS LOOKS, the glisten on the pb.

thelifeoffitandhealthy:

WHAT THE HELL JUST LOOK HOW AMAZING THIS LOOKS, the glisten on the pb.

(Source: eathealthytrainhard, via cj-sewers)

8:23 am